Venomous snakebites can result in serious morbidity and mortality. In the USA, the "T's of snakebites" (testosterone, teasing, touching, trucks, tattoos & toothless (poverTy), Texas, tequila, teenagers, and tanks) originate from anecdotes used to colloquially highlight venomous snakebite risk factors. We performed an epidemiologic assessment of venomous snakebites in the USA with the objective of evaluating the validity of the "T's of snakebites" at a national level.